My love in unconditional but only because I don't know anything for sure about your whimsical conditions.
I respect your independence but really, I just stay out of your way because I don't really know what I can protect you from.
I accept all your quirks because I'm afraid to unleash your indeterminate wrath if I did otherwise.
I recycle, donate, protect our forest friends and contribute to the general well-being of society but that's got absolutely nothing to do with you.
I make you feel perfect because you make me make you feel perfect and I always wonder how.
Woman, be praised, because you get what you want against all fairness.
I have been dethroned; imprisoned; misdirected; reprimanded; illtreated; silenced; defeated.
Freakishly, I still love you.